I Need Your Help...

So I start my new job on the 28th and I want to do a “get to know Dave” video.  I have a couple of thoughts, but I want to know some of your ideas.

Here are the parameters:

Funny, 2:00 minutes or less, and embarrasing.

My idea was a 50’s style announcer introducing me, my passions and skills.  All the while I am fumbling awkwardly with a Camcorder.  Then, I’m in the edit bay looking confused. Finally I turn around and wisper “I have no idea what I’m Doing”… and the announcer chuckles and closes with… “He’s so modest”… pulls away from the Microphone and says.  Where did they find this idiot?!?

That’s what I came up with… What would you do?